Etiquette Hell
Absolutely hysterical horror stories that will tell you what NOT to do at your wedding. http://www.etiquettehell.com
Make a Wish
I cannot stop laughing after I have read this. Enjoy!
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband's turn.
He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed; but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! -
the husband became 92 years old !
LESSONS: fairies are always female
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband's turn.
He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed; but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! -
the husband became 92 years old !
LESSONS: fairies are always female
Passion for Petals
Confetti Cones are becoming more and more popular with Brides and offer a charming and practical way of passing around confetti. The flower girls or bridesmaids would love the job of handing these out to your guests.
Passion for Petals delivers the most unique and stunning bougainvillea and freeze dried rose wedding petals & other natural ideas to make your occasion special. http://www.passionforpetals.com
Making a Veil
If you feel adventurous, or have some sewing experience and just need a few specific pointers, here are some basic instructions for making two types of veils. http://www.wegotgame.net/jen/veils.html
If you are not a DIY person, you can shop for your veils here
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US Marriage Laws
Here is a site that tells you the laws in your state about getting married and what you need to do. Just click on UNITED STATES or where ever you are from and go from there. It has some other great information too. http://usmarriagelaws.com/cgi-bin/search/usa.cgi
Wrap With Us
Wedding favors are a great way to show appreciation to your guests. Wrap With Us is pleased to present to you quality wedding favors for weddings and other occasions at exceptionally low prices. All weddings and occasions are special that's why we sell a large selection of favors that can be used for christenings, baby shower favors, birthday party favors, sweet sixteen favors and wedding anniversary favors.
Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings....Or Why They Shouldn't
There would be less "Oh Promise Me" and "Endless Love" and more "Louie, Louie" and "Money Money".
There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" Party Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter tops. They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not.
Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors.
June Weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs.
Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically but omit that "forsaking all others" part.
The couple would leave the ceremony in a souped up '73 Charger or some other Mopar with racing tires and flame designs on the side of the car. Better yet, a Harley!
Idiots that tried to dance with the Bride (unless they were really old) would get punched in the head.
Big slobbery dogs would be eligible for the role of "Best Man".
There would be "Tailgate Receptions".
Outdoor weddings would be held during sporting events at half-time or between innings.
Ceremonies would be short and Honeymoons would be long.
Ceremonies and Honeymoons would be inexpensive compared to the cost of the Bachelor Party. Those strippers and liquor sure do add up.
Men wouldn't ask...."Well, what do you think, Dear, The Burgundy or the Wine colored?" They'd just grab extras napkins from their local pub or tavern.
Favors would be matchbooks and cigars. Better yet, free drink passes at the local lounge.
The brides dress would show cleavage, her navel and be form fitted to her ass.
Instead of a sit down dinner or a buffet, there would be a hog roast or buckets of chicken, pizza and plenty of barbecue.
No one would bother with that "Veil Routine". But they would insist the garter be as high up on her leg as it would go.
The bridal bouquet could be recycled from a previous funeral or something.
Invitations would read as follows.......Tom (Dick or Harry) is getting the old ball and chain.... He's getting married.
He either:
A.) knocked her up,
B.) couldn't get a different roommate, or
C.) caved in to her ultimatum.
Please meet the woman who will cook and clean for him for the rest of his life at Soldier Field Stadium on the 50 Yard Line at Half-time during Sunday's Game.
Please join us at the MoonLight Lounge after the game for Beer, Nacho's and Pizza. Oh Yeah... B.Y.O.B.
There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" Party Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter tops. They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not.
Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors.
June Weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs.
Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically but omit that "forsaking all others" part.
The couple would leave the ceremony in a souped up '73 Charger or some other Mopar with racing tires and flame designs on the side of the car. Better yet, a Harley!
Idiots that tried to dance with the Bride (unless they were really old) would get punched in the head.
Big slobbery dogs would be eligible for the role of "Best Man".
There would be "Tailgate Receptions".
Outdoor weddings would be held during sporting events at half-time or between innings.
Ceremonies would be short and Honeymoons would be long.
Ceremonies and Honeymoons would be inexpensive compared to the cost of the Bachelor Party. Those strippers and liquor sure do add up.
Men wouldn't ask...."Well, what do you think, Dear, The Burgundy or the Wine colored?" They'd just grab extras napkins from their local pub or tavern.
Favors would be matchbooks and cigars. Better yet, free drink passes at the local lounge.
The brides dress would show cleavage, her navel and be form fitted to her ass.
Instead of a sit down dinner or a buffet, there would be a hog roast or buckets of chicken, pizza and plenty of barbecue.
No one would bother with that "Veil Routine". But they would insist the garter be as high up on her leg as it would go.
The bridal bouquet could be recycled from a previous funeral or something.
Invitations would read as follows.......Tom (Dick or Harry) is getting the old ball and chain.... He's getting married.
He either:
A.) knocked her up,
B.) couldn't get a different roommate, or
C.) caved in to her ultimatum.
Please meet the woman who will cook and clean for him for the rest of his life at Soldier Field Stadium on the 50 Yard Line at Half-time during Sunday's Game.
Please join us at the MoonLight Lounge after the game for Beer, Nacho's and Pizza. Oh Yeah... B.Y.O.B.
Tuxedo Wear for Babies and Pets
Looking for tuxedo or some formal wear for your little ones, or your pet dog or cat? Click on the above pictures to have a look. We have tuxedo T-shirts for your bridemaid as well. Keepsake Arts Tuxedo section
Another Joke
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, since it was payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
The Brides Bouquet
http://www.thebridesbouquet.com has the most exquisite collection of fine silk wedding flowers, bridal bouquets, corsages, and wedding accessories available.
Sick Husband
After several weeks of feeling lousy and in pain, John decided that he should finally see a doctor. He asked his wife, Mary, to join him. So after waiting for an hour, they entered the room of the specialist recommended by their friends.
The doctor examined John for more than a half hour, took blood test, x-rays and poked and prodded every available spot on his body.
After waiting an hour, the doctor asked Mary to come in to his office to speak privately.
"What Is It??" Mary asked
"Well, there is good news and bad news", said the doctor. "Your husband has a very rare disease, that if he gets very stressed is most likely to become fatal."
"Well, Whats the good news??" asked Mary.
"Practice has shown that if you, as his wife, make sure that his life is stress free, he can go on living a very healthy, normal life. What this means on a practical level is that you have to pamper him and do what he wants. If he gets upset, agree with him. Cook him his favorite foods regularly. Don't argue with him, even when you know you are right. Let him always think he is right and always be respectful of him. Be available regularly in the romantic department and fulfill all his wishes."
Stunned, Mary leaves and heads to the reception room, where John was impatiently waiting.
"So...." John asked, "What did the doctor tell you?? "
"You're gonna die!"
The doctor examined John for more than a half hour, took blood test, x-rays and poked and prodded every available spot on his body.
After waiting an hour, the doctor asked Mary to come in to his office to speak privately.
"What Is It??" Mary asked
"Well, there is good news and bad news", said the doctor. "Your husband has a very rare disease, that if he gets very stressed is most likely to become fatal."
"Well, Whats the good news??" asked Mary.
"Practice has shown that if you, as his wife, make sure that his life is stress free, he can go on living a very healthy, normal life. What this means on a practical level is that you have to pamper him and do what he wants. If he gets upset, agree with him. Cook him his favorite foods regularly. Don't argue with him, even when you know you are right. Let him always think he is right and always be respectful of him. Be available regularly in the romantic department and fulfill all his wishes."
Stunned, Mary leaves and heads to the reception room, where John was impatiently waiting.
"So...." John asked, "What did the doctor tell you?? "
"You're gonna die!"
Create your wedding Ceremony Wordings
http://members.aol.com/revlyon/ceremony.html has all the variations of wordings for the different ceremony parts. You are free to write phrases, statements of commitment and pledges of faith that mean something to you. There are generally five parts to the basic format. They are:
* The Welcome Address
* Declaration of Consent
* Vows
* Exchange of Rings
* Pronouncement of Marriage
* The Welcome Address
* Declaration of Consent
* Vows
* Exchange of Rings
* Pronouncement of Marriage
Themed Wedding
If you are looking for wedding stuffs that matches to the theme of your wedding, thenhttp://www.bridalpeople.com/SCats/17.asp offer a wide selection of items that cater to themed weddings. From butterfly to western themes, their wedding accessories and favors add a coordinating touch to your ceremony and reception decor. Whether your wedding will be at the beach in the summer, or a vintage cottage in the fall, you can make your day memorable with themed items that compliment your location and season."
DIY Bride
http://www.diybride.com has all kinds of do-it-yourself ideas and templates for tons of stuff- favors, flowers, decorations...for your wedding projects.
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Conscious Wedding
A Conscious Bride is a Calm, Joyful, and Present Bride.
A Conscious Wedding is a Meaningful, Creative, and Loving Event.
Welcome to the Conscious Weddings web site! I would like to extend my personal welcome to you, as well as commend you for having the courage to delve beyond the superficial aspects of a wedding and dive into its emotional underbelly. What do I mean by emotional underbelly? I mean that in a culture that touts the wedding as the pinnacle of joy in a couple's - or family's - life, the grief, fear, confusion, and sense of aloneness that often accompany this event are pushed underground. So it has become something of a taboo in our culture to utter the words "grief" and "wedding" in the same breath. Yet how could grief and fear not be a part of this transition! We have the bride and groom letting go of their singlehood and stepping into one of the biggest commitments of their lives; we have the mothers of the bride and groom letting go of their "little ones" and possibly facing their own disappointments about their wedding or marriage; and we have girlfriends freaking out about panty hose color when really they're scared about losing, at least temporarily, their lifelong friend. In short, a wedding, as the rite of passage that it is, involves a loss and a gain, a death and a birth, an ending and a beginning. And in order to celebrate the joy and embrace the birth that a wedding and new marriage brings, we need to be willing to face our fears, honor our losses, and talk about more than napkin colors and flower arrangements as the big day nears.
http://www.consciousweddings.com
A Conscious Wedding is a Meaningful, Creative, and Loving Event.
Welcome to the Conscious Weddings web site! I would like to extend my personal welcome to you, as well as commend you for having the courage to delve beyond the superficial aspects of a wedding and dive into its emotional underbelly. What do I mean by emotional underbelly? I mean that in a culture that touts the wedding as the pinnacle of joy in a couple's - or family's - life, the grief, fear, confusion, and sense of aloneness that often accompany this event are pushed underground. So it has become something of a taboo in our culture to utter the words "grief" and "wedding" in the same breath. Yet how could grief and fear not be a part of this transition! We have the bride and groom letting go of their singlehood and stepping into one of the biggest commitments of their lives; we have the mothers of the bride and groom letting go of their "little ones" and possibly facing their own disappointments about their wedding or marriage; and we have girlfriends freaking out about panty hose color when really they're scared about losing, at least temporarily, their lifelong friend. In short, a wedding, as the rite of passage that it is, involves a loss and a gain, a death and a birth, an ending and a beginning. And in order to celebrate the joy and embrace the birth that a wedding and new marriage brings, we need to be willing to face our fears, honor our losses, and talk about more than napkin colors and flower arrangements as the big day nears.
http://www.consciousweddings.com
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Wedding Crafts Page
This website is a compilation of various wedding-related craft projects to be found on the Web. It help you create beautiful projects that will make your wedding day more special! Some examples are, DIY invitation cards, wedding favors, flower girl baskets, ring pillow, and more. Read more...
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